Hey guys!!! Here it is! I hope ya'll enjoy it as much as I did! Feel free to leave a comment or ten. Many thanks to Andrea P. and Timothy for submitting most of these, and I got a couple in there myself. Thanks ya'll!
You know you're a Southerner when-
~ You know what a granny woman is.
~ You never eat biscuits without butter.
~ You know what a green fried tomato looks and tastes like.
~ You live off sweet tea and biscuits.
~ You say ya'll every other sentence.
~ You feel that as long as you add "Bless his/her little heart" you have the right to say whatever comes to mind concerning someone.
~ You've discovered a Water Moccasin living under your RV.
~ You don't say "Northerner" you say "Yankee".
~ You've whittled down a tree in attempts to solve a hard problem.
~ You wonder what was so funny about the "Ten Commandments for Southerners" post.
~ You've probably set a world record for most bottle rockets set off at one time.
~ Every pair of jeans you own has holes in the knees.
~ Your livin' out the song "Thank God I'm a Country Boy".
~ You believe a man's best friend is his favorite gun.
~ You name all your guns.
~ You call everything "coke".
~ 90% of your diet is deep-fried.
~ You think snow is a novelty.
~ You're a Baptist, your relatives are Baptists, and your friends are Baptists (that covers just about everybody).
~ Your truck is older than dirt and twice as dusty.
~ Copperheads are "just something you have to watch out for."
~ You nonchalantly pull ticks out of your dog's ears, all the time.
~ You've used Duck Tape for every imaginable pupose.:D
~ You have a pocket knife for every occasion.
~ You just knew you got that Cracker House question right, even though the ornery test master said ya got it wrong.