I had an idea for a post that we would like everyone to help us with. Now anyone who reads this must know something of the South. So we thought to make a "You know you're a Southerner when..." post, and we would like ya'll's help. You can post your ideas in a comment on this post. We will select 20- 50 of the funniest and truest ones to post here for ya'll. They won't be published, we'll just post the post with our selected ones. We will end the date for posting questions in two weeks, April 4th, unless we decide to extend it a week. Please keep them clean, funny, and acceptable.=)
We will include your first name and (if given) last initial, unless otherwise requested.